actual tears

joannavaught:

ellievhall:

I wonder if Hugh Dancy ever sings Iggy Azalea.

And replaces the lyrics with “I’m Hugh Dancy. You already know.” 

related: around my house we refer to hugh dancy exclusively as “fancy dancy.”

nevver:

Working on my novel, Cory Arcangel

Cory is a perfect human being to me

(Source: coryarcangel.com)

kfan:

hannanimal:

kfan:

hannanimal:

I’m reading something at Swiftly Tilting on Thursday along with kfan, maura and onlyannie at The Aviary in JP. This is one of my favorite shows and all of these people are so, so funny. 

We’re doing this thing on Thursday in JP. Come for the hugs, stay for the laughter. Or vice versa, whatever. 

THIS IS TONIGHT!!!

I AGREE WITH HANNAH, THIS IS TONIGHT!!!

This was the best and all the readers were hilarious. Thank you to everyone who came out last night~~

kfan:

hannanimal:

kfan:

hannanimal:

I’m reading something at Swiftly Tilting on Thursday along with kfan, maura and onlyannie at The Aviary in JP. This is one of my favorite shows and all of these people are so, so funny. 

We’re doing this thing on Thursday in JP. Come for the hugs, stay for the laughter. Or vice versa, whatever. 

THIS IS TONIGHT!!!

I AGREE WITH HANNAH, THIS IS TONIGHT!!!

This was the best and all the readers were hilarious. Thank you to everyone who came out last night~~

This is a post about Kim Kardashian Hollywood

This is very inside baseball but I need to process this.

A reporter interviewed me (Kloaca) and asked if I had drama with Willow. My options for responses were “No”, “YES”, or “No comment”.

And I DO have drama with Willow. I have SO MUCH. She is AWFUL. But instead of feeding into it by saying “YES”, and instead of LYING and saying “No”, I chose “No comment”. Because you know what? I’m not on that script. I’m trying to get my money and my career in order, I’m not spending MY interview with her name on my lips. Straight up not happening. Let her throw shade all she wants, I’m up here shining too brightly to notice.

AND, SO, BUT, by choosing “No comment”, the reporter said “Well that confirms the drama!” and I lost a bunch of followers!

SO OK WHY would I lose followers for that? Even if my fans do read shade into my response, I feel like they would rally around me? Because they get me and get what I’m about and they support my mission?

I don’t believe that lying about it, to the reporter and by extension to my fans, was the correct response, and I feel like this interaction was way outside the boundaries of reality, even for the Kim Kardashian Hollywood game. 

hannanimal:

kfan:

hannanimal:

I’m reading something at Swiftly Tilting on Thursday along with kfan, maura and onlyannie at The Aviary in JP. This is one of my favorite shows and all of these people are so, so funny. 

We’re doing this thing on Thursday in JP. Come for the hugs, stay for the laughter. Or vice versa, whatever. 

THIS IS TONIGHT!!!

I AGREE WITH HANNAH, THIS IS TONIGHT!!!

hannanimal:

kfan:

hannanimal:

I’m reading something at Swiftly Tilting on Thursday along with kfan, maura and onlyannie at The Aviary in JP. This is one of my favorite shows and all of these people are so, so funny. 

We’re doing this thing on Thursday in JP. Come for the hugs, stay for the laughter. Or vice versa, whatever. 

THIS IS TONIGHT!!!

I AGREE WITH HANNAH, THIS IS TONIGHT!!!

hannanimal:

I’m reading something at Swiftly Tilting on Thursday along with kfan, maura and onlyannie at The Aviary in JP. This is one of my favorite shows and all of these people are so, so funny. 

We’re doing this thing on Thursday in JP. Come for the hugs, stay for the laughter. Or vice versa, whatever. 

hannanimal:

I’m reading something at Swiftly Tilting on Thursday along with kfan, maura and onlyannie at The Aviary in JP. This is one of my favorite shows and all of these people are so, so funny. 

We’re doing this thing on Thursday in JP. Come for the hugs, stay for the laughter. Or vice versa, whatever. 

hannanimal:

hannanimal:

I started playing the Kim Kardashian game yesterday and today I went out on a date with a woman named Kloaca. I love this game. 

I’ve just figured out Kloaca is
kfan
and I’m very ashamed for not realizing this sooner.

Careful readers will note that in an earlier post on the topic of this game I indicated that the name of my character was Koatl. Hannah has now outed me as a complete liar. I was just really embarrassed that I named my character Kloaca, and there’s no way to change it without starting the game over. I’m sorry for not being honest with my tumblr fans about the name of my character in the Kim Kardashian game. In the future I will be more respectful to my readers. I’m very sorry and I hope you can forgive me. 

hannanimal:

hannanimal:

I started playing the Kim Kardashian game yesterday and today I went out on a date with a woman named Kloaca. I love this game. 

I’ve just figured out Kloaca is
kfan
and I’m very ashamed for not realizing this sooner.

Careful readers will note that in an earlier post on the topic of this game I indicated that the name of my character was Koatl. Hannah has now outed me as a complete liar. I was just really embarrassed that I named my character Kloaca, and there’s no way to change it without starting the game over. I’m sorry for not being honest with my tumblr fans about the name of my character in the Kim Kardashian game. In the future I will be more respectful to my readers. I’m very sorry and I hope you can forgive me. 

ryannorth:

Here is a preview of Adventure Time #30, AKA The Zine Issue, AKA MARCELZINE!

Pictured above:

  • BMO’s adorable submission, “Cool Bear the Bear by BMO the BMO”
  • a page from Marceline’s frankly rad Hourly Comics
  • Princess Bubblegum’s amazing submission, Chicken Experiment Comic

This is beautiful & amazing

randomhouse:

The first official trailer for Cheryl Strayed’s WILD is here - it simultaneously makes us want to reread the book, give Reese Witherspoon a hug, and go get a pedicure (that shot of her feet will haunt us for months).

Oh, the fox. I read this book 2 years ago and still every time I think about the fox I completely lose it.