emilygould:

The first chapter of Friendship is online and you can read it here. If you want to find out what happens next (spoiler: temping), I hope you will consider buying it!

emilygould:

The first chapter of Friendship is online and you can read it here. If you want to find out what happens next (spoiler: temping), I hope you will consider buying it!

Internet style guide

Internet style guide

This is a really great cover of Champagne Supernova (with Beatles drop-in), ok bye.

(Source: youtube.com)

sorryhouse:

me: i just ordered 1,000 of these stickers
sarah: is that the whole sticker
me: yeah
sarah: does it even say sorry house
me: no
sarah: what the fuck spencer

sorryhouse:

me: i just ordered 1,000 of these stickers

sarah: is that the whole sticker

me: yeah

sarah: does it even say sorry house

me: no

sarah: what the fuck spencer

(via altlitgossip)

Photo by Maura
c00lkidsclub, tinymediaempire, myloveinthug & me. It’s like this all the time.

Photo by Maura

c00lkidsclub, tinymediaempire, myloveinthug & me. It’s like this all the time.

Ascending Qs Tumblr Review Megapost

Here are my reviews of every tumblr that only has q’s in its URL.

http://q.tumblr.com/
last updated in 2007, boo, D-

http://qq.tumblr.com/
0 posts, F

http://qqq.tumblr.com/
0 posts, F

http://qqqq.tumblr.com/
1 post from 2008, F+

http://qqqqq.tumblr.com/
4 posts from 2007 D+

http://qqqqqq.tumblr.com/
0 posts, F

http://qqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
0 posts, F

http://qqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
Password protected! Could be good! idk! Has an air of mystery at least, and a solid amount of qs in the url. B

http://qqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
1 post from 2009, D-

http://qqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
http://qqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
http://qqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
http://qqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
all 0 posts, all F. SHAMEFUL.

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
Another password protected tumblr. Starting to get into an unwieldy amount of qs though. C.

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
1 post from 2011, D-

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
0 posts, F

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
Actually pretty decent showing for one month in 2011. C+

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
All 0 posts. Like what are we even doing registering these URLs. World’s laziest domain squatters? Some kind of impossibly long con? F

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
This is an actual tumblr! Regular image/gif reblogs! Going strong since 2012! A+ 

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
Password protected but obviously trying too hard at this point. D-

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
All zero, all F, all dumb.

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
3 posts from 2011, C+

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
5 posts from 2011. A future post on this topic should delve into this data a bit more—why so many blogs ending in 2007 and 2011? B-

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
0 posts, F-

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
As of press time this domain was available! Grab it and password protect it!

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
2 posts from 2011, D-

http://qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq.tumblr.com/
Available, as is every other domain above this one. Either no one can count Qs this high (33) or tumblr has a URL space limit.

Thanks everyone, here is your 2014 winner, Best Tumblr With Only Qs In The URL, join me in congratulating tumblr user @qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

hannanimal:

That shirt right there? Today is my one year anniversary of owning it. Happy Anniversary Han’s Shirt from Fast Five!

Here’s me and hannanimal posing with the shirt. This is maybe the happiest I’ve ever been. Happy Hannah Owns Han’s Shirt Anniversary. 

hannanimal:

That shirt right there? Today is my one year anniversary of owning it. Happy Anniversary Han’s Shirt from Fast Five!

Here’s me and hannanimal posing with the shirt. This is maybe the happiest I’ve ever been. Happy Hannah Owns Han’s Shirt Anniversary. 

nickminichino:

i dreamt that kfan staged an intervention for me, and then at some point in the dream he turned into peter dinklage. the intervention didn’t work,

just once can’t someone have a normal sex dream about me

OK this has been bothering me for weeks

This:

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Plus this:

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Equals this:

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Am I the only one who sees this