“Logan: Sir Piz, what says Veronica to my suit?
Piz: O, sir, I find her milder than she was; and yet she takes exceptions at your person.
Logan: What, that my leg is too long?
Piz: No; that it is too little.
Logan: Considers she my possessions?
Piz: O, ay; and pities them.
Logan: Wherefore?
Veronica: [Aside] That such an ass should owe them.
Logan: And of the sex tape?
Piz: [Aghast] My lord!
Veronica: [Aside] Love will not be spurr’d to what distributes it via internet-cable.”
— Two Gentlemen of Veronica Mars | Alana Posts
