So Kim and Kanye’s baby is going to have to be really amazing if they expect us to care about it. Otherwise they will have to come up with an incredibly grand gesture to win our attention back. Perhaps when Baby Kimye and Blue Ivy are both in elementary school, they can compete in some kind of mini-Hunger Games, high atop the Empire State Building. Weapons and armor will be released any time their parents’ tweets of support and encouragement reach a certain threshold of millions of retweets. Like I said, I have ideas for things Beyoncé could be tweeting about.
Kevin Fanning, “The Impossible Expectations for Kim & Kanye’s Baby”
This is the best argument I have seen for Twitter, ever.
(via embfitz)
I have a thing in The Morning News this week, about celebrity babies and Beyoncé’s twitter, kind of? idk
