i-m-just-asking asked: Name three of the worst songs in pop music history?

I had a roommate in the 90s who came home one day with a present for me. It was a CD single of Shampoo’s “Trouble”. She said: “Kevin. I heard my least favorite song of all time today. I think you’re going to really like it.” (I did and still do.)

Setting aside that I don’t believe in guilty pleasures (and that liking something ironically is the same thing as liking something), when it comes to music (or really art of any kind), I can’t even think of a pop song to list here. At it’s worst, pop music is just boring. Anything that someone might dislike actively enough to tag it “the worst” is probably actually the best.