In Case Of Actual Death

• one part of my brain: why can't you just appreciate what you have
• another part of my brain: !!!! what
• apomb: I totally appreciate basically everything!
• apomb: on the DAILY!
• opomb: ok but admit your thankfulness has a subtle, begruding flavor
• opomb: and that actually you want more
• apomb: of course i want more
• apomb: wanting more is what gets people out of bed in the morning
• apomb: wanting more is why we bother taking another breath
• apomb: wanting more is the reason we developed brains
• opomb: ok but what do you actually want
• opomb: is it Success
• apomb: there are a lot of definitions
• apomb: and most of them sound kind of crummy, especially in this day & age & w/r/t the internet
• opomb: is it Fame
• apomb: I am in no way convinced that exists anymore
• opomb: is it Money
• apomb: nuh-uh
• apomb: well yes I would like to not have to worry as much about how i'm going to pay the bills each month
• apomb: but not more than that, really
• opomb: is it Influence
• apomb: what is there left to influence
• apomb: I don't even know what that means
• opomb: is it--
• apomb: --boy the wind is really picking up isn't it
• apomb: should we go?
• opomb: is it that you want to be Proven Right
• [the sudden, soughing trees carry the response away]

I Think I Want To Start A Blog (ix)

• h: fuck you
• h: go to hell
• m: ?
• h: you suck in every way imaginable
• h: a blog??? AWESOME DOOD!11!!!
• m: hey man
• h: die
• m: wtf
• h: die
• m: it could be fun
• h: YAY YOU ARE SUPER GOOD AT BLOGGING YAY
• h: you make me SICK
• m: what the hell man
• m: not cool
• h: you are the worst person in the world
• h: you are the stupidest piece of shit possible
• m: fuck you man
• m: jesus
• h: you would guaranteed have the worst blog in the world
• m: i can't b
• h: DIE IN LAVA ASSHOLE
• m:
• h: like
• h: I would rather read perez hilton's blog
• h: updated 20 times a day
• h: each including a different animated gif of his naked body
• h: every single day for the rest of my life\
• h: may I live to be a million
• h: then read one post of yours
• m: wow you are an ass.
• m: fuck you.
• m: i'm done with you.
• h: hey
• m:
• h: come on man
• h: just trying to toughen you up
• h: i'm your friend

I Think I Want To Start A Blog (viii)

• m: pretty psyched about it
• h: whaaaaaaat
• m: I don't know, I just thought
• h: whaaaaaaaat
• m: ?
• m: I just wantto start one
• h: whaaaaaaaaat
• m: wtf
• h: whaaaaaaaaaat
• m: what he hell
• h: whaaaaaaaaaaaat
• m: whatever
• h: whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
• [m is offline and did not receive your message.]
• h: whaaaaaaaaaaat

I Think I Want To Start A Blog (vii)

• h: I was gonna say
• m: what
• h: like i think pretty much everyone else has one
• m: i know
• m: i need to get on board
• m: with the whole blogging situation
• h: maybe your ready
• m: i'm worried though
• h: ok what about i will help you
• m: like what if i start a blog
• h: ok
• m: and then I can't think of anything to write
• h: ok common
• m: so then i don't update my blog for a while
• h: ok
• m: and then it becomes like this pressure on me
• h: ok
• m: ?
• h: here's what you do
• h: you make a post
• h: and it says
• h: "I'm sorry I've been so bad about blogging"
• h: "but I'll start doing better soon"
• m: ah ok
• h: when people read something like that
• h: they understand

I Think I Want To Start A Blog (vi)

• h: ugh
• h: no thanks pal
• w: wtf
• h: "blogging"
• w: wtf?
• h: I guess I didn't know you were retarded
• w: WTF
• h: just do a twitter instead
• w: no thats what I meant
• h: oh
• h: sorry
• h: heh

I Think I Want To Start A Blog (v)

• h: weird, me too
• m: wow really?

I Think I Want To Start A Blog (iv)

• h: huh
• h: can you do that?
• m: I think?
• m: it seems like people do
• h: how do you start one though
• m: you like
• m: sign up
• m: start typing things
• m: exchange links
• m: notify google that you exist
• m: (this is my understanding)
• h: huh
• h: i guess it makes sense
• h: i didn't think of blogs "starting"
• h: i thought they just existed?
• h: and were always there
• h: updating so often
• h: you had to turn off your internet
• h: so you wouldn't look at them anymore
• w:
• h: whats yours going to be about

I Think I Want To Start A Blog (iii)

• h: COOL
• h: what's it going to be about?
• m: just all kinds of stuff
• m: stuff I'm thinkin abuot
• m: thoughts I have
• m: some private thoughts
• h: eh
• h: make it about one thing
• h: like food
• h: or fashion
• h: or fashion websites
• h: or food websites
• h: its good to focus
• m: i don't know a lot about those things
• h: yeah but you could learn
• h: and then you can branch out later

I Think I Want To Start A Blog (ii)

• h: ok
• h: i won't try to stop you
• m: why would you try to stop me
• h: it's
• h: you'll see.
• h: i'm sorry
• m: i need you to support me on this
• m: i need to kjnow that you'll be there for me after i've started my blog
• h: i don't know
• m: ?
• h: but
• h: you'll probably have new friends

I Think I Want To Start A Blog (i)

• h: stop
• m: why
• h: don't think you want to start a blog
• h: you have to KNOW you want to start a blog
• m: how do you know something like that
• h: you are compelled
• h: you want it so bad nothing could stop you
• m: ok
• m: well
• m: lets say i'm compelled and now i definitely want to start a blog
• m: what do I do
• h: i don't believe you
• h: you'r not even sincere
• h: the internet is kiind of a big deal
• h: come correct
• m: i know i'm just saying what if
• h: do you even understand how magic works